Men.....!!

I hate surprises! I can't pin-point why but I just do. I just prefer to know what's going on at all times so I can plan accordingly.

Well my birthday is this month and John wont tell me the plan, if there is one. I worry about this a lot, probably my biggest stress right now is not knowing "the plan".

Last night he told me he needed a few minutes on the computer to check "something" out. Hmmmm.... interesting... check something out, huh!! I knew it was something for my birthday. I had to act casual though, "Oh that's nice, why are you telling me, whatever, I mean do you think I care, cause I don't. Your a big boy, do you tell me when your going to the bathroom, I'm so sure. I mean whatever, so go do your thing, whatever that thing is, good luck, I mean whatever." Totally casual about it.

The whole time he was upstairs I just kept thinking I can't wait to check the history, I HAVE to know what it is he is getting me. When he comes back downstairs I will casually go up and........

John: "You want me to shut the computer down?"

What!!!!! I need to know what he has been looking up. "Sure, I don't need the computer. Why would I need the computer? I mean who looks at the computer this late. I mean seriously, whatever. Turn it off, don't turn it off, it doesn't hurt me either way. Whatever!" Totally casual.

I could not sleep all night!! I was up till midnight stressed about what the big present would be this year. Next thing I know his alarm went off and he pressed snooze. Five minutes later alarm and snooze. Another five minutes and the same thing. Another five.....

I politely said, "GET OUT OF BED, READ YOUR SCRIPTURES AND GO TO WORK, SERIOUSLY I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!" Very casual.

When the door shut, I was up! I quickly ran to the computer turned it on and began the search. Are you ready.....






Ready?












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Do you think he is getting himself a new car for my birthday? Cause I just got one and I know he ain't looking for me!!